The letter Zaporozhye's cossacks to the Turkish sultan — the most known written monument of history of Zaporozhye's Sech
(Note: Zaporozhye's Sech - it is cossacks fortress. Wordform "Sech" - cut (up), chop, hew, slash to pieces; cleave).
There are some variants of the text of the letter, offered it is considered initial (it is resulted on extract from the book of the Darvinsky collection of history of the Zaporozhye's Sech stored in Public library of St.-Petersburg, the message concerns the XVII-th century end) more low.

The letter of the Turkish sultan to Cossacks

The offer of Mehmeda IV.

«I, the sultan and the lord Brilliant Ports, Mohammed's son, the brother of the Sun and the Moon, the grandson and the deputy of God on the earth, the lord of kingdoms of Macedonian, Babylon, Jerusalem, Great and Small Egypt, the king over the kings, the master over the lords, the incomparable knight, invincible soldier, the possessor of tree of life, the persistent keeper of coffin of Jesus Christ, the trustee of God, hope and the comforter of Moslems, scare and the great defender of Christians, rule to you, the Zaporozhye's Cossacks to surrender to me voluntary and without any resistance and me your attacks not to force to worry.

The sultan Mehmed IV.»

The answer Zaporozhey's Cossacks to Mehmed IV:
"The Zaporozhye's Cossacks to the Turkish sultan!
You are shaitan Turkish, the brother and companion of the devil, and the Lucifer's secretary! What you to hell the knight, if you can not kill hedgehog with help of the your naked ass? Devil defecate and your army devours it. There will be no you, the son of the bitch, sons Christian under yourself to have, we aren't afraid of your army, on the earth and on the water we will fight with you, fuck your mother.
You Babylon's cook, Macedonian's wheelman, the Jerusalem's brewer, Alexandria's kozolup, Great and Small Egypt's swineherd, Armenian's hog, Podoljansk's evildoer, Tatar's sagaydak, Kamenetsk's executioner, and the whole world and under-world the clown, and for our God — the fool, the grandson of the asp and hook of the ours dick. The muzzle of the pig, the ass of horse , the butcher's dog, non-Christian forehead, your mother fuck!
Here so to you Cossaks answer, inutile! You unfit to graze Christian's pigs! Numbers it is not known, because we are have not calendar, month in the sky, year in the book, and day such at us what both at you, and kiss our ass!
Have signed: koshevoj ataman Ivan Sirko with all army of Zaporozhye."

The note: kozolup — the one who peels the goat skins; Sagaydak — quiver (from turk.: sagaydak — bow), here: goat or the boy for carnal joys.
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